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[MuscleVette]

Subject: World Class Idiots... all in UK.


 
> IDIOT SIGHTING #1
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> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
> clerk a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty pence
> piece
> She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
> I said,'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'
> She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I
> did
> so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but they could
> not
> do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in
> change..
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> Do not confuse the clerks at MacD's.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING #2
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> We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that
> one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
> opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR
> made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you
> need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he
> said,
> 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'
>
> We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park ,Nr Watford UK
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> IDIOT SIGHTING #3
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> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the
> Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our
> road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
>
> I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
>
> Story from Potters Bar , Herts , UK
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> IDIOT SIGHTING #4
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> My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked the
> person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but
> they only had iceberg lettuce.
>
> From South Oxhey Herts , UK ...
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> IDIOT SIGHTING #5
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> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee
> asked,
> 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
> To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
> He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
>
> Happened Luton Airport .... UK
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> IDIOT SIGHTING #6
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> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
> crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I
> knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when
> the
> light is red.
> Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
>
> She is a Local County Counciller employee in Harrow , Middlesex , UK
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> IDIOT SIGHTING #7
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> When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car,
> we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
> department
> and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As
> I
> watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
> discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic,
> 'its
> open!'
> His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
>
> This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans,Hertfordshire UK .
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> STAY ALERT!
> They walk among us... and the scary part is that is they have the RIGHT TO
> VOTE
> and REPRODUCE!


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