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Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: RIVIERA on January 29, 2010, 03:00:11 PM
"HELP"
At the last BBQ, did any body happen to find a cylinder in the car park, if you did it belongs to me I lost it and had to drive home with only SEVEN as the car only has 281 ci's I have lost about 35ci's. Any help in finding the missing 35 ci's would be greaty appreciated.:cry:
John
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: 68PONY on January 29, 2010, 03:19:41 PM
Maybe you should go back there and put up some lost cylinder sighns with a reward for anyone finding it.:rol::rol:
sorry i could not resist. :lol:
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: RIVIERA on January 29, 2010, 03:32:13 PM
Thank Chris, and I know I am leaving myself wide open here but I am having trouble in describing what they should be looking for,
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: 65pony on January 29, 2010, 04:32:05 PM
how did you lose a cylinder?? I'm having some trouble trying to picture it... :cry:

No need to worry though, if we drop one more you will be able to have a good size engine!! :gotya:
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: joe74ta on January 29, 2010, 05:06:05 PM
Quote from: 65pony link=topic=2866.msg16478#msg16478
how did you lose a cylinder?? I'm having some trouble trying to picture it... :cry:

No need to worry though, if we drop one more you will be able to have a good size engine!! :gotya:

Hey Joel if you get your bum down there and find it you will be one step closer to that V8:rol::rol:
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: Muzzy 66 on January 29, 2010, 06:26:50 PM
John I beleive there is to be a Referendum in 2011 on old blokes having engine capacity well beyond there requirments,so just think your ahead of the ball game.:smile::golf:
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: sms777 on January 29, 2010, 09:33:50 PM
John.
Let's calm down a little, this is your doctor here.
Obviously you have already had a cold drink and some sedatives so let's analize the situation here.
Lift your hood carefully without straining a muscle or two. Those Buick hood hinges can be very tight, so be easy.
Now. Look for your distributor. It will have nine, i repeat nine, ignition leads coming out of a big black round cap. Now you will be thinking i only have eight cylinders(originally). The one in the middle is for the coil, you dummy! So... carefully trace each ignition leads to the end till you find a spark plug. Now... if there is a spark plug missing at the end of one of these leads you have lost a cylinder. Now you have a problem. If all spark plugs are intact then carefully undo every one of them, be sure to place them in order of removal. If you have to draw a little map so you know where you took it out of do it now.
Now. Look at the coulor of the tips and see if any of them different to the others. They all should be dry and light brown colour. If you see one that is black and wet looking you have find your cylinder that is not firing and gone missing. Replace it with a new matching plug and fire it up to see if it works. If not then it could be more complicated.
This where i come into the picture.
Good luck
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2010, 09:47:00 PM
If you cant find your cylinder i have a chev 305 block here that you can cut one out of to replace yours !
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: RIVIERA on January 30, 2010, 11:08:36 AM
Quote from: sms777 link=topic=2866.msg16508#msg16508
John.
Let's calm down a little, this is your doctor here.
Obviously you have already had a cold drink and some sedatives so let's analize the situation here.
Lift your hood carefully without straining a muscle or two. Those Buick hood hinges can be very tight, so be easy.
Now. Look for your distributor. It will have nine, i repeat nine, ignition leads coming out of a big black round cap. Now you will be thinking i only have eight cylinders(originally). The one in the middle is for the coil, you dummy! So... carefully trace each ignition leads to the end till you find a spark plug. Now... if there is a spark plug missing at the end of one of these leads you have lost a cylinder. Now you have a problem. If all spark plugs are intact then carefully undo every one of them, be sure to place them in order of removal. If you have to draw a little map so you know where you took it out of do it now.
Now. Look at the coulor of the tips and see if any of them different to the others. They all should be dry and light brown colour. If you see one that is black and wet looking you have find your cylinder that is not firing and gone missing. Replace it with a new matching plug and fire it up to see if it works. If not then it could be more complicated.
This where i come into the picture.
Good luck
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: RIVIERA on January 30, 2010, 11:23:50 AM
Thanks for your assistance SMS777 but unfortunatly it is not the Buick, it's the Mustang, 2 coil packs and fuel injection and it has Platnum Plugs (what ever that means) and the top of the engine is a mass of pipes and wires. It is booked into the emergency Dept of the local Ford hospital next week for exporitory surgery and they are hopefull that they can find the missing cylinder. I am quite impressed that she was able to get home under her own power unlike some other GM patients that required an car ambulance to transport them home.

John      
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: joe74ta on January 30, 2010, 11:27:00 AM
Chris I think what John is trying to say is it's a stang thing the Riviera don't get out much it was the Mu$tang he was in at the BBQ.
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: sms777 on January 30, 2010, 12:19:43 PM
In that case it must have been the rain at the end of the day that did it.

It is a Ford thing. You know...F O R D... F&cked On Rainy Days.
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: Ausfbodyman on January 30, 2010, 01:56:43 PM
Found On a Rubbish Dump.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
F&cked On Race Days.

i could go on..... :boxing::boxing:
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: 69DirtyRat on January 30, 2010, 02:15:55 PM
Thats right! the Buick wouldnt break down cause its GM! I reakon the buick has attempted a murder on yaw Pony!!!
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: bonnevista on January 30, 2010, 05:59:31 PM
Quote from: 69DirtyRat link=topic=2866.msg16529#msg16529
Thats right! the Buick wouldnt break down cause its GM! I reakon the buick has attempted a murder on yaw Pony!!!


The rat got the holeshot on me, because we all know - "when better cars are built, Buick will build them."

Nailheads don't break.
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: heven67 on January 30, 2010, 10:51:41 PM
Quote from: sms777 link=topic=2866.msg16508#msg16508
John.
Let's calm down a little, this is your doctor here.
Obviously you have already had a cold drink and some sedatives so let's analize the situation here.
Lift your hood carefully without straining a muscle or two. Those Buick hood hinges can be very tight, so be easy.
Now. Look for your distributor. It will have nine, i repeat nine, ignition leads coming out of a big black round cap. Now you will be thinking i only have eight cylinders(originally). The one in the middle is for the coil, you dummy! So... carefully trace each ignition leads to the end till you find a spark plug. Now... if there is a spark plug missing at the end of one of these leads you have lost a cylinder. Now you have a problem. If all spark plugs are intact then carefully undo every one of them, be sure to place them in order of removal. If you have to draw a little map so you know where you took it out of do it now.
Now. Look at the coulor of the tips and see if any of them different to the others. They all should be dry and light brown colour. If you see one that is black and wet looking you have find your cylinder that is not firing and gone missing. Replace it with a new matching plug and fire it up to see if it works. If not then it could be more complicated.
This where i come into the picture.
Good luck



What he said...........(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/heven67/mad%20pictures/orangatang.jpg)


An if dat dont work touch the leads one by one on your tounge and have a freind crank it untill you find that missing cylinder!
Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: cpu on January 30, 2010, 11:10:40 PM
Quote from: heven67 link=topic=2866.msg16540#msg16540


What he said...........(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/heven67/mad%20pictures/orangatang.jpg)


An if dat dont work touch the leads one by one on your tounge and have a freind crank it untill you find that missing cylinder!



PS
Medical authorities warn that this may be a health hazard. :shades:

Title: Lost cylinder
Post by: bonnevista on January 31, 2010, 12:37:26 AM
Quote from: heven67 link=topic=2866.msg16540#msg16540
What he said...........(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r120/heven67/mad%20pictures/orangatang.jpg)


An if dat dont work touch the leads one by one on your tounge and have a freind crank it untill you find that missing cylinder!


While standing in a bucket of water.