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« on: February 21, 2012, 06:15:23 PM »
Gillard’s Chauffeur

Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Julia, in her usual domineering manner, says to the chauffeur:

“You get out and check - you were driving”.

'The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

”You were driving; go and tell the farmer, “ orders Julia.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally ‘plastered’, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

”My goodness, what happened to you?” asks Julia.

The chauffeur replies: “ When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky,

the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. “

”What on earth did you say?” asks Julia. “

I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:

“ I'm Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.”

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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 02:17:22 AM »
:rol::rol::rol::rol: good one Dave

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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 09:19:10 PM »
Hilarious, good one

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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2012, 12:18:42 AM »
Dave
your an ebay seller
Please tell me how to retract a bid urgently
I placed a bid on a Mickey Mouse outfit seeing as i was going to a fancy dress party BUT it appears i will be the new owner of the Labor party and i dont want it !

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 02:46:20 AM »
ask the Chauffeur.....he'll know..........:)

 

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