Gillard’s Chauffeur
Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Julia, in her usual domineering manner, says to the chauffeur:
“You get out and check - you were driving”.
'The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
”You were driving; go and tell the farmer, “ orders Julia.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally ‘plastered’, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
”My goodness, what happened to you?” asks Julia.
The chauffeur replies: “ When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky,
the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. “
”What on earth did you say?” asks Julia. “
I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:
“ I'm Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.”
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