A policeman I knew some years ago worked at Robertson. For some reason, the local chamber of commerce always invited the local constable to take part in their meetings.
One evening, during a meeting, they were asking for suggestions from the floor about what to do with the 'big potato', Roberston's historic landmark, to maximise it's potential.
My mate Bernie, suggested that they take the big potato to Goulburn and park it under the rear of the Big Merino.
The locals weren't very impressed.