Originally posted by Bumblebee
Matt,
First few things about succeeding in the new career, you need to stop the old habits:
1: no more walks during work hours
2: no need to wear the plastic magpie protector hat with the eyes painted on the back
3: looking like a cheezel is bad career karma
4: no matter how much it kills you, don't go in the mail room
5: try really hard to pretend you don't know what RTS means, unless it's radial tuned suspension, which is allowed
6: make sure when you walk into the office your ipod is blaring ZZ Top le grange
Hope that helps!
Dont worry Les im starting to fit in just trying to get used to the office environment i have never worked in one before.
1. My lunchtime walks keep me sane as there are no windows
2. I did keep my crash helmet but have resisted the urge to wear it
3. Ill try to start resembling a Twistie
4. I might occasionally go to the mail room just to feel the envelopes
5. Dont worry mate if a letter was RTS we just threw them out anyway
6. Im one of the oldest there they wouldnt know who ZZ Top was
But I will take it under advisement.