Matt,
First few things about succeeding in the new career, you need to stop the old habits:
1: no more walks during work hours
2: no need to wear the plastic magpie protector hat with the eyes painted on the back
3: looking like a cheezel is bad career karma
4: no matter how much it kills you, don't go in the mail room
5: try really hard to pretend you don't know what RTS means, unless it's radial tuned suspension, which is allowed
6: make sure when you walk into the office your ipod is blaring ZZ Top le grange
Hope that helps!